Entity 186 : "The Singer"

Scene 1: The Beast's Office

Subject of Interest 1: Mr. Beastman

(So I was super exhausted from a recent concert, and Mr. Beastman just called me in for a "talk" about it. I figured he's gonna think very positively about it, after all I've been the spotlight of the hotel for quiet some time now!)

The Rockstar goes into The Beast's office.

Ah, you're finally here now. Please, take a seat.

Hey, Mr. Beastman! So you wanna talk about my concert? Seems like I got myself a new fan.

Don't twist my words; there are other matters I want to discuss.

Oh before that, do you have any sodas here? I'm thirsty AF!

Is having my prize of working under my roof not enough for you? Now you're requesting beverages we don't even sell.

Well, maybe I am a cockroach now, but I can still be thirsty like a human, you know!

This will be a brief discussion, your hydration can wait.

So what is it Mr. Beastman? What do you wanna talk to your little old roach friend for?

Once you've started working here, the hotel has been… "changed". And with change, so do the customer service emails pile up.

For the better, right? All your guests seem to like my music.

I'm afraid to be the bearer of bad news but we've received thousands of complaints from guests about your musical antics.

Pfft, this place knows no style.

I suggest that if you still want to retain your role as a… musician, within the hotel, I advise you to allocate a different time and learn some scheduling or better yet, stop with these concerts entirely.

No can do, Mr. Beastman, rock is life!

Rockstar, you better not try anything funny.

I think you just don't get it, Rock will surely revolutionize this hotel!

I find that hard to believe.

I'll show you, I can make a performance that you'll never forget!

I'm not easiest to be swayed by such immature goals.

But your favorite staff seems to love my concert, he's been eyeing my performance at the back everytime. Don't you want to see him perform on stage?

…I'll think about it.

Awesome! And by the way… is that fluffy furball staff of yours single?

One, I have a hard time calling xem a "staff".
And two, it's none of my business.

Great, that means I still have a chance, right?

I'd hope so. Please take xem out of the hotel while you're at it.

Alright, I'm off to a great adventure Mr. Beastman, until we meet again! I'll assure you on front row seat at my next concert!

The Rockstar slams the door shut and leaves the office.

…I wonder if I still have pesticides lying around.

Subject of Interest 2: My future spouse <3

(Ah, it's xem! Okay.. be cool!)

Oh, hey Rockstar! What brings you here?

Omg Comedian, I am your biggest fan!

O-oh really?

(Fuck! Shouldn't have said that out loud…)

Well, I'm glad I could be someone else's superstar! Not a lot of people… "Rock" With my jokes, you know?

Yeah! (I don't get it.)

Well, dear Roach friend, what are you doing approaching lil old me?

W-well, I was thinking that… you know… if you could… uhh…

Hey, it's okay! Take your time. We're not on a tight schedule after all!

(God, xe cannot be this cute.) I was thinking if we could… share a stage together!

R-really? You'd do that… with me?

Yeah! Like… we can play instruments and… sing rock music!

That sounds so fun. You know, I'm quite the drummer!

Really, you can play drums?

Yeah, haven't you noticed? Badumm tsst!

Haha… (Maybe I'd have to teach xem how to play actual drums), so are you interested?

Of course, I'd love to share a stage with you Roachie!

Roachie? Wow, that's new… anyways, we'll meet up at my room, you know where it is!

Alrighty! See you Rock-er!

Oh by the way, your fur looks nice today!

O-oh uhh thanks, I've been, you know… taking care of it for a while, glad someone noticed!

(I should stop saying things out loud.)

Subject of Interest 3: Scary Big Guy

Oh, it's him.

…

Hey, Big Guy, you seem… scary as always!

…

Look, I really want this ride to be over as much as you do, but man, do I hate awkward silences.

…

So uhhh… what's your opinion on rock?

…

Heh, don't try the silent game on me. I know you've been staring at my concerts for a while.

(The Bellhopper then turns his head to face The Rockstar) …!

Dude, stop doing that! Have you ever realized you've been scaring your colleagues and guests?

(The Bellhopper turns his head back) …

But you know, if you're really interested, we could… you know, make a band!

…

Have you played any instruments before?

…

I take that as a no, but do not worry Big Guy, I am a great teacher when it comes to music!

…

So… would you join us?

(An affirmative sounding bell can be heard, paired with The Bellhopper nodding his head) …!

Awesome…! (Wow, didn't think it can get better than this!)

The elevator door opens.

So I've heard Mr. Beastman call you "Babygirl", what's up with that?

(An angry bell ringing can be heard)…!!!

Whoopsies, see you at band practice! Bye bye!

The Rockstar storms off.

Subject: The Beast of Level 5

You Got Mail!

From: moc.liamkcab|nikcoreihcaor#moc.liamkcab|nikcoreihcaor
To: moc.liamkcab|ecivresremotsucletohrorret#moc.liamkcab|ecivresremotsucletohrorret

Would love to see you there, Mr. Beastman!
- Yours truly

…Hm?

Delete?

There we go.