Object 8 : "Lamps" (Trimmed; Open for Rewrite)

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Object Number: 8

Lamps are a high tech device developed by Backrooms Robotics built with the sole purpose of helping wanderers whenever they wander around The Backrooms. Lamps are sold in bulk to The M.E.G., and are distributed throughout the lower Levels of The Backrooms. Lamps have been noted to have a few prominent features overall, and are largely regarded as helpful to all wanderers in The Backrooms.

Lamps should not be confused with standard lamps which can be found randomly throughout The Backrooms, or else made with electronics. Lamps are specially developed by Backrooms Robotics with the express purpose of being bended by The Backrooms properties. For one, they appear to be capable of movement, despite not being programmed or made to move specifically. They were built with functional legs, and the properties of The Backrooms gave it the capability of moving. This example can be found throughout a majority of the properties of Lamps, which are:

• Full capabilities of movement.

• Apparent ability of awareness; can perceive events around it.

• Will to not be broken

• Capability to "see" nearby Entities, and avoid them by pretending to be standard lamps.

• Capable of self-defense in cases where its attacked, typically by blinding their attacker.

Lamps have been proven to be only helpful, and are to be trusted by the M.E.G., as well as distributed to wanderers in order to provide light around the numerous Levels.

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Due to recent events, as well as a note found recently (see below), all Lamps have been removed from all M.E.G. Outpost. Yes, we do understand that they are a major convenience to everyone, however, they may have cameras installed within them.

The origin of this note is unknown, however, for now, the data seems to align with this note well enough to have reasonable suspicion placed upon Backrooms Robotics.

THELAMPSTHELAMPSTHELAMPS

oh god, they're watching. they're all watching. the lamps have eyes.

i was walking around the level. the lamp was following me. it's cute how it hops along behind you. i picked it up and-

oh god…

there are cameras on it. hidden cameras everywhere. tiny pinhole cameras, almost impossible to see.

Backrooms Robotics was written on the back…

who are they?

who is spying on us?

i have to run.

if you find this note please tell everybody about the lamps.

the lamps are watching-

oh god, it's following.

the malevolent surveillance of its hopping.

i have to run.

For now, all Lamps are not to be trusted. All attempts at contacting Backrooms Robotics about this issue have proven to be negligent, so no information will be released to the public as of now.

The original author of this entry is 1000Dumplings

This was re-written by me, yoyoflux!

Small tidbit tale provided by Aether48, consider them a co-author!

TheCommonGamer provided loading bar code, very much thanks >_<