Information
Name: I'll fix it, don't worry!
Author: Docked
Rating: 2/2
Created at: Thu Aug 14 2025
Item #: SCP-002-CS-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-002-CS-J is held in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-91. After a repeated unfortunate problem with the containment cell, it was decided that SCP-002-CS-J may roam in defined zones of Site-91, to avoid him staying in one place for longer periods of time.
Description
SCP-002-CS-J is a middle-aged man of european origin, tall 178 cm and weighing 82 kg and has average physical capabilities. Subject claims that his name is Bořivoj Sedláček, he's usually very polite and fluently speaks Czech and Slovak. SCP-002-CS-J possesses extremely destructive abilities, which he seemingly cannot control, which lead to situations where SCP-002-CS-J, at seemingly random, destroys an object and subsequently starts loudly apologizing to all present personnel. The probability of this event happening increases the longer SCP-002-CS-J stays at one place. Among other things, SCP-002-CS-J has proved himself to be capable of breaking, or destroying by pure chance:
Along with this, SCP-002-CS-J is also capable of fixing any object that it destroyed. The subject usually exclaims "I swear I'll fix it!" and subsequently returns the object to its original state, without the use of any tools. Foundation researchers have not been able to document the way in which SCP-002-CS-J fixes things, due to subject's claims, that he "can't work when somebody's looking". During testing were also used video cameras, but those also broke in the presence of SCP-002-CS-J and had to be subsequently fixed by the subject.
Attempts to fix damages that were not caused by SCP-002-CS-J typically end with additional damages to the object, which SCP-002-CS-J subsequently fixes and returns the object back to the damaged state before the interference.
Addendum
Log of Significant Incidents
- 2011
SCP-002-CS-J was transported from former Site-116 to Site-91. Several separate incidents arose during the transportation, which, despite the distance between the two sites being only ███ kilometers, caused the trip to take 4 days. During the transportation, it was necessary to change out the pneumatics three times on two separate automobiles, repair the car motor twelve times, recheck the running gas six times, change the direction in two separate incidents, and once even change out an automobile for a canoe. SCP-002-CS-J has remarked that he's sorry, and that the trip would be much shorter, if the agents let him help with the repairs.
- 2012
Due to an incident in Site-91, SCP-002-CS-J was taken for several months to a transit site, where he was held before it was possible for him to return back. At the time of the incident, the CCTV system became disconnected throughout the Site, alongside the communication system. This problem was quickly repaired. Unfortunately, SCP-682 was also present in the Yite at this time. It is still not known, how SCP-002-CS-J managed to successfully terminate SCP-682. Upon the entry of Mobile Task Force Nu-14 ("Can We Fix It?") into the building, SCP-002-CS-J announced: "I'm really sorry, but it's fixed now."For more information, see Log of Loss of MTF Nu-14.
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