SCP-055-DE-J : LARGE HAM!

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SCP-055-DE-J. AWESOME!.

Name: LARGE HAM!
Author: ThePaperMask
Rating: 68/72
Created at: Sun Jun 18 2017
Item #: SCP-055-DE-J

Special Containment Procedures

THE SUPER SECRET MEETING IN THIS CONTAINER WAS SUPER LAME UNTIL SOMEONE STARTED TALKING ABOUT SCP-055-DE-J! THEN IT BECAME SUPER BOMBASTIIIIIIIIIIIC!

SCP-055-DE-J IS TO BE MADE AVAILABLE TO EVERYOOOOOONE IN THE CANTEEN AT SITE-DE19! THAT'S HOW GOOD THIS STUFF TASTES! BECAUSE OF MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE AND NOISE COMPLAINTS MADE BY PANSIES, NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO TALK ABOOOOUUUUT SCP-055-DE-J. THE ENTIRETY OF SCP-055-DE-J IS ALSO NEVER TO BE USED COMPLETELY AT OOOOOOONCE!!

IF ONE DESCRIBES THE GLORY OF SCP-055-DE-J, RAD EXPLOSIONS OCCUR SPONTANEOUSLY NEAR THE PERSON DESCRIBING IT! JUST LIKE THAT! NOBODY EVEN KNOWS HOW IT HAPPENS BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY! SCP-055-DE-J EXPLOSIONS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

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Uhm, a moment, please…

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One sec…

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THERE WE GO!

Addendum 055-J-1

SEVERAL PERSONS WERE ASKED TO EAT SCP-055-DE-J. HERE ARE THEIR REACTIONS:

THIS. IS. DELICIOOOUUUUS! - Agent Straub

THIS STUFF IS SO GREAT, I THINK I JUST GREW ADDITIONAL CHEST HAAAAIIIR! - Dr. Joch

ALL WORSHIP THE HAM! - Agent von Dorff

I think this ham is pretty okay. - Dr. See

DR. SEE IS CURRENTLY BEING TESTED ON ANY ANOMALIES, AS HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE SCP-055-DE-J ENOUUUUUGH!

Addendum 055-J-3

WE ALSO WANTED TO TEST SCP-055-DE-J'S GREATNESS ON OTHER SCPS, SO HERE WE GO:

WERE THESE TESTS EVEN NECESSARY?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BUT THEY WERE

ABSOLUTELY EPIC!

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