SCP-5983 : Nuke York, Nuke York

Information

Name: Nuke York, Nuke York
Author: Rounderhouse
Rating: 437/513
Created at: Mon Mar 09 2020

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Special Containment Procedures

An image captured from an SCP-5983 test.

Testing of SCP-5983 is currently prohibited by O5 Directive (See Addendum 5983.2).

Description: SCP-5983 is an anomalous relationship between the force of an explosion in Drawing County, Wyoming, and the efficiency of the New York City Subway. The specific equation for this relationship has not yet been deduced, but is understood to be proportional; the larger the yield of the explosion, the faster and smoother the subway will function for the day. Following its discovery in June of 2016, several tests with SCP-5983 were authorized to confirm its effects.

Addendum 5983.1:

Addendum 5983.2

In 2018, it was found that an O5 Directive had led to SCP-5983 being tested 297 times since its discovery, occasionally multiple times a day. An official O5 vote was scheduled to decommission testing for SCP-5983.

COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:

Comments:

O5-12

In my defense, if you've ever been on the 8:30 to Broadway, you'd want to nuke something too.

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