SCP-1047-J : 「釣魚」

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Name: 「釣魚」
Author: la kanro
Rating: 5/5
Created at: Sat Oct 26 2019

這是SCP Wiki上所有「搞笑」作品的索引。如果您有興趣創作一個搞笑SCP，請記住以下幾點：

**搞笑SCP必須真的好笑。**網站成員通常會在他們覺得不好笑的搞笑SCP投負分。

**直接使用流行文化和遊戲的梗是沒用的。**正如有關於神話或民間傳說的主系列SCP一樣，除非你為作品添加足夠的新點子，否則通常是行不通的。

**搞笑SCP不是一個用於放置沒有在主要系列上架的想法儲存區。**主流認為，搞笑SCP比主要系列的SCP更難寫，並且是對新作者最為困難的文章種類之一（與人形實體和Keter級對象並列）。

**請不要在這裡隨意寫東西。**如果你想寫一個搞笑SCP，請認真考慮。搞笑SCP也是正規的SCP作品之一。

代號：Cimmerian-Kaktus提案 - 「破產之神」
代號：Daveyoufool的提案 - 「保持冷靜、舉世滅盡」
代號：Dr. Palanez的提案 -「請問你願意嗎」
代號：djkaktus的另一個提案 - 「RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY」
CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
代號：Fishish的提案 -「真相傷人 </3」
CODENAME: Plauge's Proposal - The Great Seal
代號：Abraka David的提案 - 幕後巔峰
代號：所有人的提案 - D-I-WHY？！
SCP-(-1)-J - 隱形噴漆，解決所有的問題！
SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
SCP-001-J - 紅色大按鈕
SCP-001½-J - 藍色大按鈕
SCP-001-EX-J - CKG集會紀錄
SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
SCP-0002-J - Toilet Humor
scp-3-j - 帶小孩上班日！
SCP-:3-J - 模因性語言結構
SCP-004-J - 會計部的 Stan
SCP-005-J-EX - 「不，因為她認為他是在說……」
SCP-006-J - 幹那東西到底是三小
SCP-6k-J - Out of the Mouths of Babes
SCP-007-J - 未確認鬆餅生物
SCP-7K-J - 一擲定生死
SCP-008-J - 傑夫
SCP-8==D-J - Monster Containment for My Monumental Dong
SCP-009-J - 在哪裡？
SCP-010-J - 什麼 KETER 我沒看到任何 KETER
SCP-011-J - 小嬰兒
SCP-012-J - Special Comedy Procedures
SCP-013-J - 究極智慧之烏賊
SCP-014-J - 一支叉子
SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
SCP-016-J - Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-021-J - 邪惡 :(
SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal
SCP-025-J - Liquid SCP Foundation
SCP-026-J - 結冰的街燈
SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
SCP-027-DE-J - The big bad tap hen
SCP-028-J - PC Load Letter?!
SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
SCP-030-J - Jim Henson is a Real Son of a Bitch
SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
SCP-044-J - SCP-J(argon)
SCP-044-DE-J - This damn schnapps
SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
SCP-50-AE-J - 沙漠之鷹
SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
SCP-055-DE-J - LARGE HAM!
SCP-063-J - 非歐幾里得幾何
SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
SCP-078-J - Cooties
SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
SCP-093-J - Failed Embezzlement Scheme
SCP-095-J - Anomalous Typeface
SCP-096-J - NarrAway
SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container
SCP-103-J - Confirmed
SCP-106-J - The Barbecue Man
SCP-0110-J - Personal Retirement, Effective Immediately
SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
SCP-123-J - 令人吃驚的類奶油物質！
SPC-126-J - Not Shark For Work
SCP-143-J - insert witty name here
SCP-145-J - 又一個爛透的工作日
SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
SPC-169-J - The Big One
SPC-172-J - Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
SCP-173-J - The Original "The Sculpture"
SPC-173-J - A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
SCP-200-J - Refrigerator Logic
SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
SCP-231-J - 0.453592公斤血肉
SCP-248-J - 弄張圖片
SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
SCP-294-J - Genesis, Freshly Brewed
SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
SCP-309-J - 一個最好的例子來告訴你不要做什麼
SCP-314-J - Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)
SCP-329-J - 幽歐歐歐靈標凹凹凹誌
SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
SCP-343-J - Russell's Soup Can
SCP-371-J - 小花生真好笑 xd 🥜😂
SCP-404-J - 群神亂舞
SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
SCP-420-J - 絕世好█
SCP-444-J - Six Day Long Fruit Preserves Convention
SCP-477-J - This Should Be A Mainlist
SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
SCP-555-J - Squid Mop
SCP-579-J - Microtransactions
SCP-615-J - Diplomatic Immunity
SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
SCP-661-J - 重度優柔寡斷
SCP-666-J - Gerald博士的駕駛技術
SCP-666½-J - 地獄烈焰
SCP-682-J - 最超級大蜥易
SCP-721-J - A Stupid Dog Picture
SCP-723-J - 傷心蟑螂
SCP-724-J - 壞心蟑螂
SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker
SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
SCP-733-J - System Of A Down
SCP-777-J - Darkblade
SCP-789-J - 屁屁鬼！！
SCP-800-J - American Football
SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-938-J - Hell's Bells
SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
SCP-999-J - 毛骨悚然的Speedo男
SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
SCP-1020-J - Fridge Horror
SCP-1026-J - Mr. Somebody
SCP-1047-J - 「釣魚」
SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
SPC-1057-J - 無鯊可毆
SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
SCP-1212-J - Standards
SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
SCP-1234-J - 一個SCP
SCP-1256-J - Bees are Dumb as Fuck, Much More So than You Could Possibly Imagine
SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
SCP-12954-J - Damn, That's Deep
SCP-1322-J - 一個全新的世界
SCP-1333-J! - 尖叫的人
SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
SCP-1394-J - Upside-Down Connector
SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
SCP-1471-J - Sensual Containment Procedures
SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
SCP-1638-J - 一塊黑暗而神秘的印刷板
SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
SCP-1861-J - Battle Hymn of the Foundation
SCP-1912-J - The Land of [REDACTED]
SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
SCP-1921-J - 黎曼的路由器
SCP-1922-J - 美豬的可悲腐敗主義
SCP-1938-J - Typhoid Mary
SCP-1939-J - FIX MY FUCKING ROOF
SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
SCP-1960-J - Stone Sphere
SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
SCP-1984-J - 字面上的1984
SCP-1987-J - Bitchin' Solo
SCP-1992-J - Hype Train
SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
SCP-1997-J - Pro-Pain
SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
SCP-2019-J - a shaggy dog
SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
DDD-2034 - 摧毀，摧毀，摧毀
SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
SCP-2212-J - CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
SCP-2317-J - A Door to Another Parody
SCP-2383-J - Science
SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
SCP-2559-J - 通往無限貓咪次元的傳送門
SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
SCP-2615-J - Clap Your Hands
SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
SCP-3001-J - 褐現實
SPC-3008 - 一隻毫無異狀的典型 Old BLÅHAJ
SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
SCP-3V1L-J - The Master Plan
SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
SCP-3790-J - 圓形監獄 IV：尋找圓形監獄 III （原文如此）
SCP-3999-J - Talloran's Sacrifice
SCP-4000-J - 2boo
SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
SCP-4002-J - Curd of Prey
SCP-4055-J - 醜狗
SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
SCP-4357-J - 配合的惡魔
SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
SCP-4590-J - Japucha
SCP-47-47-J - 神奇狗 Rusty
SCP-4800-J - The One True God
SCP-5000-J - The Cookie Caper
SCP-5001-J - 什麼？
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
SCP-5280-J - 過時的計量系統
SCP-5308-J - The Collection
SCP-5400-J - 超級宇宙無敵機密文章
SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
SCP-5846-J - Author's Commentary
SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
SCP-6000-Jay - The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
SCP-6009-J - HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!
SCP-6132-J - 地形研究
SCP-6140-J - The Br*tish Empire
SCP-6269-J - The Multiversal Fishing Machine
SCP-6283-J - Standard Foundation Procedure
SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]
SCP-6395-J - [untitled fish article]
SCP-6969-J - 性愛梗新劇場版：終
SCP-7000-J - 我來，我見，［資料刪除］
SCP-7007-J - Subs Only!
SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
SCP-7423-J - 生而為炒
SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
SCP-8000-J - Actually, It's Pronounced…
SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
SCP-8851-J - 特別便宜措施
SCP-9000-J - ⠑⠡⠄⠸⠐⠝⠡⠈⠇⠧⠐⠙⠮⠂⠙⠯⠈⠙⠞⠈⠓⠱⠐
SCP-9000.01-J - SKIP SHIP
SCP-9008-J- The Falibious Foot
SCP-9999-J - Ground Beef
SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
SCP-15000-J - The Dupe Dective
SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
SCP-99826-J - The Mind Screw
SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
SCP-32-J - The Criminal
SCP-大蛋 - 大蛋
SCP-BLANK-J - 我詛咒你！逆模因
SCP-CASH4D-J - The People Person
SCP-COOL-J - A Really Cool Guy
SCP-damej-J - damej robit
SCP-Ducks-J - SITE-19 上的殺手鐧！！！
SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
JJJ-JJJJ-J - 簡及自纂教
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
SCP-MEOW-J - 喵
SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
SCP-MORE GUN-J - Guns Pointed At The Balls Of God
SCP-MONKE MONKE
SCP-MWT-J - [SELF-PROPAGATING DANGER]
SCP-MYSTERY-J - 一個神秘的佔位符
SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
SCP-REBUS-J - 這是個壞主意
SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
SCP-SCP-J - It's Scippy!
SCP-SPC-J - "Shark" "Punching" "Center"
SCP-SPDR-J - Arachnophobic Colleague
SCP-SPOOKY-J - 骨頭戰爭的老兵
SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP-$\sqrt{-1}$ -J
SCP-SQYD-J - Sqyd Game
SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
SCP-TTKU-J - 就是那個會殺了你的東東
SCP-V1L3-J - 下流機器
SCP-WCPGW-J - You're Thinking Too Much
SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
SCP-WTF-J - The Worst
SCP-XXXX-J - I want you for SCP writing!
SCP-____-J - 拖延疒
SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
SCP-@#%&!-J - 能言鳥Titters
SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware

2014 年愚人節活動 Super Cute Pets 超級可愛寵物

Home Page - Super Cute Pets Foundation
SCP-006-CU-EX - 可愛 Cwawies
SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
SCP-2600-CU - 最可愛的小東西

2020 年愚人節活動 Super Cool Plants 超級酷炫植物

Home Page - Super Cool Plants Foundation
SCP-CC BY-SA 3.0-CO - CC-Complant
SCP-600-CO - A Super Cool Friend Watched My Plant

其他搞笑頁面

故事：

end-of-deaf
Fishing Team Main (2022愚人節)
I, Am Late
我，一隻在暴雪中摀住鼻子的北極熊
ion-x-bumaro-forevurr (Adult)
Log of Anomalous Ducks
非異常物品清單
log-of-non-anomalous-items-ii-sequels-are-always-worse
MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
MZL-1915 - The Horrors of Paperwork!!!
New Technical Issues
Reality
RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE RAPPING
SCP-3
但每一句都是一個連結
SCP-173 But...
SCP-173 但是是告誡中心頁
SCP社群討論區模擬器
Technical Issues
不允許Bright博士在基金會做的事
真的是SCP-6000競賽啦！
War Of Two Gods
Zyn Says The F-Word

心得文章：

其他：

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繁中搞笑SCP

SCP-ZH-00l
SCP-ZH-002-J - 水推車
SCP-ZH-019-J - 神造之地
SCP-ZH-022-J - 拜託誰來把它填上
SCP-ZH-060-J - Re:在音竹宇宙重生的煩人美少女到底是甚麼東西呀?!
SCP-ZH-081-J - 再脊椎動物（revertebrate）
SCP-ZH-087-J - 賢者
SCP-ZH-222-J - 其實基金會對違規人員的懲戒方式可以很有創意
SCP-ZH-300-J - 我的襪襪🥺
SCP-ZH-472-J - 一罐雷根糖(超厲害)
SCP-ZH-583-J - 哪來的猴子.SCiP
SCP-ZH-587-J - 基金會人員職業病
SCP-ZH-674-J - 海外驗傷
SCP-ZH-719-J - 別打我的頭
SCP-ZH-887-J - 低頻噪音
SCP-ZH-888-J - 付錢！
SCP-ZH-912-J - 大忌
SCP-ZH-922-J - 馬蘭正太
SCP-ZH-935-J - 請抱持你的冷靜
SCP-ZH-999-J - 工
SCP-ZH-0601-J - 這是SCP嗎？症候群
SCP-ZH-2588-J - 海苔
SCP-ZH-60053-J - HONK
SCP-ZH-我恨我的腳踏車-J - 我恨我的腳踏車

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